A raccoon walked into an exhibition of surrealist paintings.
Everything there was delicious. There was not a single aisle without a culinary masterpiece.
She instantiated a new dictionary and, on one of the pages, surrealism had taken on new meaning.
"Not tasting an inviting dish", so it was written in her dictionary.
If she called philosophy, it would say that each painting was rightfully of the raccoon. So first she grabbed the napkin. Afterwards, she improvised a fork from Magritte's pipes — that's up for debate — and melted time. Finally, she prayed and tasted everything she saw.
No one missed the paintings; actually, everyone thought the tasting was part of the exhibition.
The colors insisted on tickling her belly, which caused her to have a laughter crisis at the end of the day.